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Cars Demotivational Poster


TAGS: muscle cars
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by fancyface313

spacedog - July 2, 2012, 3:29 am
Wow. As of July 1st 2012, 143-facebook shares, and 53-votes: this guy's one and only poster. Buen hombre. I'm obviously over-thinking things. Dos cervezas por favor!
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 7:44 pm
Excellent poster... worthy of 750HP (fancy talk for 5L) now... if only it was a Chevy...
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am
‘Roar, not whistle’….n-i-c-e Great first poster, Fancy! There’s a least 5 lions under that hood.

Question -

TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.8/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.

LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!

TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

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BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm
VERY clever!


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?

Just Wait... -

TAGS: 3d printing cars technology download
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:30 pm
Like we don't already download enough stuff for masturbating ourselves over...
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:27 pm
Maybe they could do a lost-foam mold for casting parts from, like how the industry has done for years now.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:35 pm
I would TOTALLY download new body parts for my beast, especially the #@$&ing nose piece that's always scraping on really tall speedbumps and really deep gutters! Yup! I'm waitin! 5L!
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 6:06 am
Nobody, yer obvious reality is boring. Relax, dream...make a freaking poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 4:58 pm
JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:54 am
As said....just you wait ;)
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:37 am
Just watch the youtube 'elders react to 3d printers' thing. It's basically something that makes plastic parts out of glorified silly string. And that toy plastic hammer took a long time and was expensive for them to make too.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:35 am
I don't believe for a moment that you could have a working engine made from a 3d printer. 3d printers are cute, but ultimately mostly useless. You're not going to get ANY metal parts with the usual ones and even then they're not going to be machined well.
pzykosiz - September 29, 2015, 4:33 am
I totally would download a car. screw you anti piracy
Bandit5906 - September 28, 2015, 10:20 pm

IKEA BUYS GM - Some assembly required

TAGS: gm cars ikea
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - August 5, 2009, 8:22 am
wondering how long,posters been up for like 2 months and you were the first to catch that
Airborne - August 5, 2009, 3:46 am
Too bad that's a VW ....

Driving skills -

TAGS: skills lamborghini cars skoda
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by neko

Porcelina - February 9, 2009, 9:02 pm
.... . I hate when people go around me because GOD FORBID i'm only going 5 over the speed limit and not 15
Doc - February 9, 2009, 7:39 am
Someone has watched a few too many episodes of Top Gear.

9 Months -

TAGS: cars baby love hobbies breasts
Rating: 4.6/5

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vindicator - July 19, 2014, 3:49 am
Thanks Reality Lord, I just might do that
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 8:00 am

ps...and welcome to the site. if i can be of any help plz feel free to drop me a line.
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:59 am

hey new guy...well done dude. real cute. think about dropping this over to motitwist as well. it's our inspirational sister-site. the grumpy old admin there should love it.

The Future -

TAGS: 2015 hoverboards cars marty doc biff
Rating: 4.8/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:13 pm
Screw hover-boards... They made a functional JET-pack back in 1970, so where-the-hell's mine!?
EmilioDumphque - November 13, 2015, 10:57 am
Anti-gravity: as easy as time travel.


HUNGARY - Shit cars, nice girls. Let's visit us!

TAGS: shit cars nice girls take a visit
Rating: 2.1/5

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m KÜ - October 28, 2009, 8:22 pm
this car isn´t shit. good old german car. better then the japan shit from today . . .


TAGS: muscle cars perspective young old
Rating: 4.94/5

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nitroid13 - June 27, 2011, 5:43 am
this is such porn!!! OMG this is so sexy and it should be NSFW
Budog - June 27, 2011, 2:16 am
Damn it, ouch the truth hurts...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 12:35 pm
Truth.. 5L

NOTHING TO SEE HERE - It's just a Transformers' threesome

TAGS: cars
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by jig

jig - January 15, 2012, 9:28 am
No exception!
Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:04 am

rule 34...

60S NOSTALGIA - Track sold separately


TAGS: bumper cars of doom
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Sean

rerun - April 16, 2011, 9:22 pm

works either way. 5 RADs of nuclear fallout
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:07 pm
Thank you. But now I think I shoulda stopped after the first line. Would notta been funny, but depressing. On MotiFake that's just as good. Sometimes even better.
marlygirl - April 16, 2011, 1:51 pm
5L, good stuff Sean.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 11:11 am
High 5 for dead clowns.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 9:41 pm
That's universal. 5

1966 BATMOBILE - Bitchin'.

TAGS: batmobile cars oldies batman
Rating: 3.23/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:55 am
Lincoln Futura concept car. I stand corrected. I can't belive I actually looked this nonsense up.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:18 pm
and its one of the toughest cars on the planet!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:17 pm
its not a pontiac it was a lincoln.
TheSarge - November 2, 2009, 2:46 pm
It's a GTO with a garbage body kit.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 10:19 am
george barris made that car out of a lincoln and like 500lbs of bondo
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:49 pm
It's still pretty good
Poopalicious - May 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Some dude has one here in Billings, MT, so no, not bitchin

ECONOMICAL SOLUTIONS - Every complex problem has an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.

TAGS: economy cars
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 9:58 pm
keep it up feasibly, you've sent some real gems through lately. 5L
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 9:51 pm


TAGS: muscle cars
Rating: 4.96/5

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CARS - You know yours suck when they steal the road, and leave the car

TAGS: shitty cars
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:27 pm
Yes... Porsche tries to make a car to appeal to more Americans, by copying the Mustang!
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:55 pm
This redefines what it is to be "Awesome". Well played Dr. Rusak. Clearly a Ph. D. in Motifakery.
Derek - January 23, 2010, 9:26 pm
Heheh, illegal to move a clamped car!
CANADA - January 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
Porsche 944

FERRARY - They looks fanthastic in grey

TAGS: ferrari porsche aston cars
Rating: 2.14/5

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Kevsha - May 1, 2009, 4:02 pm
you are a dumbass, Ford was a majority share holder, they were not made by Ford. Also at the time of your posting Ford had sold off most of thier shares and now has even less to do with it than before. ford is also #1 in Quality... fuck you
know_it_all - April 20, 2009, 2:56 pm
aston martin sucks, it's made by ford
joeydog - July 30, 2008, 5:32 pm
yep, that's an Aston Martin alright, and Ferrari is spelled with an I by the way :)
Suckit - July 18, 2008, 5:44 pm
WTF did GB say? Sense makes it none.
GB - June 21, 2008, 4:17 pm
FAIL! All those who correct like pretending to teach people what car is in the picture...
Barbrady - June 21, 2008, 3:16 pm
This is a Aston Martin you nut -.-


TAGS: forward thinking australia future cars
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 22, 2012, 8:19 pm
And where's the people flitting around in jetpacks? And robots doing all the housework. The roomba's nice, but kinda primitive, yes?

Your Car? -





TAGS: size inches cars big hammy
Rating: 4.16/5

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TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:28 pm
Oh motifake how you've made my day yet again, Bravo.

BEWARE - Of cows with cars growing out of their faces.

EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.

TAGS: nascar retards special olympics motorsport cars
Rating: 1.77/5

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dan - October 29, 2008, 5:01 am
Who is in charge of letting idiots add second captions and ruin Motifakes??? I want to know. I think this one sucks anyways. But still.

Emissions -

TAGS: emission vw cars scandal hitler
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:57 am
maoworks2 - September 30, 2015, 9:49 am
Gooding One .
JesusWept - September 28, 2015, 8:46 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 27, 2015, 5:09 pm
funny a 5er

ROADS - sometimes they lead home.

DINOSAURS - Thanks for getting us from A to B.

AGING - Old cars never die, they just slowly fade away...

TRADING UP - Pretty sad when the neighbor's scooter is looking like a trade up to the Hybrid you just bought.

TAGS: cars gas prices
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:08 am
Something that honestly has gone through my mind.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:07 am
Unfortunately I drive a 98 SUV and 8 doesn't even turn the motor over :) Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm
5eriously! Eight bucks to fill the tank on my motorcycle for a week. The only downside is wet weather.

PARALLEL PARKING - The vertical approach

TAGS: cars parking crash boom blue red
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 5:27 pm
Maybe they are both transformers and this is the result of a night of drunken love.
Derek - October 11, 2009, 5:05 pm
It beggars the imagination. Perhaps the truck was raised up (being worked on) and the Ferrari crashed in, forcing it's way underneath?
mrbombastic - October 11, 2009, 1:44 pm
How the hell does that even happen??


TAGS: wrong fail hot chicks hot cars ulgy incorrect false
Rating: 2.76/5

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Agent K - July 24, 2009, 8:18 am
EVERYTHING should have hot asian girls.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - He strikes yet again

TAGS: captain obvious hovercars
Rating: 2.07/5

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rerun - May 2, 2011, 8:10 pm

that comment is itself rather stupid.
Lightman - May 2, 2011, 8:07 pm
Motivationals of motivationals of motivationals of motivationals are stupid, especially if they were made by the creator of the motivational of the motivational.
duuuuuuhhh - March 9, 2009, 5:37 pm
lol thank you caption obvious for making things even more obvious than they are!!!!


TAGS: carson quotation humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 12:57 am

Thanks, Silver! I selected this graphic because all the sheep are looking out of the frame~~and looking alarmed. Then there's the sheep-feti in the poster background (giggle). Thank you!~
Silverheart - September 26, 2013, 10:25 pm

So much to like here. The funny, the Shaun the Sheep pic, the background & fonts, the colors... LG good as always!

Disney's CARS -

TAGS: disney pixar cars snow winter
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 5, 2014, 5:22 am
*out*...oops "put" Up here after a few beer you really don't care where you put your beer but you dam well care if you're out of beer!
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:39 pm
Obviously you aren't from the prairie provinces in Canada. The only thing enjoyable about winter is that you can out your beer outside instead of taking up space in the fridge...teehee.

THE OSCARS - That magical time when the most intelligent thing on stage is a tiny golden statue...

It happens -


TAGS: oscars awards actors
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:57 am
Thanks Oldsod. I've got friends and family that I keep track of by reading the news. All I found today was sports, television/movie stars, gossip. Ostrich syndrome. If we don't report it, then everything's roses. Phhhhttttt!!!!! Well done! 5L
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:08 pm
...and that's why i don't feel bad when a download a movie.
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:43 pm
people stupid enough to sit and watch over 3 hours of this crap that the average Joe actually paid for by going to see these movies...party on spoiled rich people!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:37 pm
5 thank you L's, someone else gets it! Actors paid to act, directors make big $, huge $ spent on outfits , massive gala event that probably costs more than the national debt, goody bags worth over $10,000 and people starving all around the world...
GaryO - February 23, 2015, 2:07 pm


COFFIN CAR - Slightly larger than a double-wide coffin. Coincidence? I think not.

DETROIT - Doesn't build junk Anymore

TAGS: cars 70s automobiles
Rating: 3.43/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 16, 2012, 11:19 pm
It was junk.
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 10:55 pm
that still looks like junk
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 10:55 pm
that still looks like junk


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - He strikes again

The Academy Awards Show -

TAGS: oscars academy awards
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:04 pm
Exactly why (amongst other reasons) I don't watch it anymore. And have you noticed the commercials are 150 decibels less than the actual show? Annoying! Anyway,the 5L award which is the most desired award at motifake goes to . . . . Vilnius!



TAGS: ikea cars automotive
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - November 29, 2012, 11:38 am
You might be right, bigs, but that looks more like the Jaguar insignia on the grill…not the little horsy…..only been 40 yrs since I drove one, s-o-o-o
bigsouthfork - November 28, 2012, 10:21 pm
ferrari v12, looks like a 250 gt of some sort, maybe a 410 superamerica. very nice.
GaryO - November 27, 2012, 8:09 pm
Dang, a V-12…I remember driving a ‘68 E-type. Candle light yellow…kinda faded into the sun at 140 mph…cops loved me….there’s a poster here isn’t there….


TAGS: cars computers
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - February 16, 2013, 8:41 am
All this plus if you needed to clean the windshield (window) a "C drive cleaner" button is pushed after which you'd have re-atart your Ford!


TAGS: men chase women dogs cars
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - June 10, 2012, 3:02 pm
LOL... thanks guys... I always had the impression that men are getting married mostly under the women pressure...
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:46 am
I know what to do with them, I just don't have enough rope...or chloroform.
caveman - June 10, 2012, 3:26 am
It's like dogs chasing cars with no knowledge of what to do when they catch them. It's like guys chasing women with no knowledge of what to do when they finally get them
Kyronic - June 10, 2012, 2:19 am
I'm actually looking forward to getting married someday. Hopefully it's not because I get a girl pregnant first...
Reality Lord - June 9, 2012, 11:10 pm

lol marian. very well done
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:36 pm
mariand: always hittin’ the nail on the head. 5L. But the above doesn’t describe me. 5 years and still going strong.
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 8:42 pm


TAGS: sadness catastrophe disaster emotional scars
Rating: 4.76/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:11 pm
Hated Scrappy Doo.
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:42 am
The donger need food! And sleep.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:40 am
No, that was the other robot. My avatar did the kicking. lol
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:37 am
I'm sorry... didf your avatar robot just take a groin shot>?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:37 am
it wouldn't be child friendly. not that it mattered in those days
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:35 am
As a matter of fact, why doesn't that shark just eat those guys?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:34 am
Do we explain jabber jaw next?
ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 1:26 am
Ruh roh. Someone is thinking too much. ;)
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:25 am
too many dooby snacks
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:23 am
I just don't understand why the other dogs spoke more clearly, and had no trouble with R's.
ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 1:21 am
Geez Bart, it was a frakkin' cartoon dog. What do you expect? The Queen's English?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:18 am
bong resin
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:18 am
why could he talk in the first place?
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:17 am
Scooby-Dee and Scooby-Dumb, that was the bumpkins name. Here's a question. How come Scooby-Doo was the only one with a speech impediment?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
i'd bang dee
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
I agree with the whole Scrappy-Doo thing, but what really sucked were all those spin-offs and shorts with Scooby's cousins. like the bumpkin one..
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:03 am
shit. you
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:02 am
kiiiiilllll yyyoyyuuuw
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:01 am
You don't like Scrappy-Doo? But he has PU-PU-PU-PUPPY-POWERRRR! lol jk 5/5
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 12:59 am
That's why you are at 9 posters and a 3.93 average while my top 10 are 5/5 and my overall 541 posters are average 3.96
TheWolf - August 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
i would have said mj

SUPERCARS - Smashing butterflies at 260 mph since the first time we put a tank engine in a car for fun

TAGS: fast cars
Rating: 4.71/5

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MENTAL SCARS - they come when you least expect it but once you get them you can not get rid of them


TAGS: he is mexican right burrari cars
Rating: 4.05/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 12:47 pm

There is unrest in the forest
Fatt Matt - February 19, 2010, 11:15 am
Heh, now all you need is REO speedwagon blasting.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 8:16 pm
And, I challenge anyone to find a better compliment to my matching Member's Only jacket.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 8:11 pm
I fail to see the problem here. Minus any mention of my rope chains, of course.
Faceplant31 - February 5, 2010, 1:32 pm
EPIC WIN!!! 5 Golden Lamborkia Badges for you

REALISATION - so that's how he got those scars!!


TAGS: dollar ideas cars
Rating: 3.46/5

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boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:24 am
ah but u can still dream and that puts a smile on my face

CINC - "Carsalesman in Chief" Come on down to Crazy Obama's where our crooked deals and our socialism are INSANE!!!

TAGS: obama gm cars funny
Rating: 2.74/5

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WTFO - November 16, 2009, 1:02 am
Bart, very delayed response but I just noticed your comments. I agree with some but go to this link http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,440561,00.html regarding health care for kids. A nice thought but the AP article shows it's not feasible in $$.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 2:08 am
I think I just totally went on a nonsensical rant. I'm half dead right now...and should probably go to bed. Damn insomnia.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 2:00 am
themselves. Once they can get driving and get real jobs, they can probably get insurance for themselves. Until then though....
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:59 am
provide for themselves. Personally, and this may be naivity on my part, I think universal health care should AT LEAST be offered to children under the age of sixteen. They have no control over what their parents do and no means to get insurance for
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:56 am
certain policies, I think far to many people fall through the cracks when it comes to things like health care. I understand where you're coming from. You don't want to pay for those who SHOULD pay for themselves, but there really are people who can't
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:53 am
stayed honest. It seems like, in that case, we should have let capitalism go its natural course; the smaller banks would have bought the larger ones and that would be that...I think I'm rambling. Like I said, I'm no economist. However, if defense of
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:50 am
I agree that socialism isn't always a good thing, but there is a time and place...I also agree that the bailout seems completely stupid. My local bank, because it didn't use any crooked tactics, is holding strong; granted, it's a lot smaller, but they
WTFO - October 15, 2009, 12:25 am
the CEO like they did with GM. The govt also shouldn't pick companies that are "too big to fail" so they can funnel our tax dollars to them. (before Bush-bashers explode, I didn't like it when Bush pushed the first TARP either). The govt is now our mother
WTFO - October 15, 2009, 12:23 am
Bart, while there are socialist type programs already in existence in the US (welfare, social security, medicare, etc.), I don't agree that it is always a good thing. The govt role is in legal oversight of capitalism, not owning corporations and firing
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 2:46 am
economist. If I were, I'd probably have more money in the bank right now...
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 2:45 am
the country well, like the post office. Maybe it's not a bad idea to adopt and mix different systems and their policies. America is, after all, the great melting pot. Whatever works...works. That's how I see it anyway. Perhaps I'm a bit naive; I'm no
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 2:42 am
I don't know. I think that a good system should have a little bit of everything, the best of both worlds. I mean, capitalism has done a lot of good...but, without some much needed regulation, it has also done some harm. Socialism is small doses has served
WTFO - October 13, 2009, 11:58 pm
it intentionally. He is creating a nanny state full of taxpayers and taxconsumers. So I am against his policies that damage the USA and what it stands for. I don't think that is unpatriotic. v/r,
WTFO - October 13, 2009, 11:57 pm
POTUS does figure it out, I don't have confidence that he will. This is based on his obvious view of this country as an evil place. His actions show he is against free market and for big govt. Our founding fathers knew govt IS the problem so they limited
WTFO - October 13, 2009, 11:55 pm
An honest question deserves an honest answer, not a fight, Bart. I'm rooting against the President's policies that I feel will damage this country in the long term and those that stand against the Constitution. That is very patriotic. While I hope the
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 5:41 pm
I'm not trying to start a fight or anything, but is it patriotic to root AGAINST the president? Honestly, shouldn't we hope that he'll figure things out?
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 5:36 pm
That thought is what keeps me up at night. But it's okay, the way things are going, his power will be rendered moot with the next Congressional election next year.
:/ - September 19, 2009, 12:10 pm
hey,give him a break,he still has three years to prove himself! :)
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 1:06 am
Thank you, Ed-Hyde.
... - June 24, 2009, 1:32 pm
CinC = Carnival in Coal
Ed-Hyde - June 24, 2009, 1:30 pm
Amen Amen and Amen

DOGS - Good friends...lousy drivers

CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore

TAGS: cars eating owen smith asshole idiot bad actor
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Joshy8632

rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:33 pm

Joshy - you will get better with time. don't let a hater bother you
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:25 pm
Don't bother, Joshy.... bovee hasn't even made a poster here. We all have ones we wish were gone, believe me. Just keep plugging away... it's all about fun.
Joshy8632 - December 29, 2009, 7:23 pm
yeah i noticed that after i made it
Bovee - December 29, 2009, 6:27 pm
if you mean Owen "Wilson" you fail.

Almost as dirty -

TAGS: cars
Rating: 2.56/5

ROAD RAGE - Go ahead. Piss her off.


envy -

TAGS: cars
Rating: 1.95/5

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Lies - August 4, 2009, 10:42 pm
It's pretty ugly by ugly-piece-of-shit standards, to be honest.
KRis - August 22, 2008, 12:52 pm
That's actually a pretty ugly Ferrari, by Ferrari standards.
Nero - August 4, 2008, 8:34 am
Nicely done. I'm actually demotivated!....Aw man...
God - June 23, 2008, 2:22 pm
It's a Cadillac commercial.
Vod Kaknockers - June 23, 2008, 2:21 pm
You know the car commercial, where the narrator asks: "When you turn your car on, Does it re-turn the favour?" that car is my answer...just seeing it turns me on.
Sean - May 2, 2008, 11:57 am
Nicely de-motivating. I'm depressed.

DUDE WHERES MY CAR!! - bruce banner said he'd look after it

TAGS: cars
Rating: 1.89/5

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Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:35 pm
Looks like Bond happened to it.



TAGS: june calendar muscle cars
Rating: 4.79/5

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Feasibly - June 25, 2011, 9:35 am
LOL...5 giddy ups!


TAGS: scars death love sad hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

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Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:33 am
Really intense.
Hawamleh - May 11, 2012, 8:11 pm
Thank you !
rerun - May 11, 2012, 7:53 pm

gave me chills, excellent


TAGS: cars fender rerun scratch paint
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - December 9, 2011, 5:10 pm
LOL... cool buckle... I guess it's used also as a shield


TAGS: cuts hurt pain scars cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:14 pm
You're right, they don't fade.


TAGS: women cars
Rating: 4.05/5

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Fatt Matt - January 26, 2010, 10:45 am
She understands the best way to get a man over there to help.

OWNED - Some just try to brush over it when they are outclassed.

SALE - Hey, the sign said "Buy One, Get Half Off on the Next" Read the contract next time!

BILLY AND "THE OSCARS" - Marvelous. Absolutely marvelous!!

TAGS: billy oscars again
Rating: 3/5

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calvin5040 - November 10, 2011, 9:02 pm
calvin5040 - November 10, 2011, 9:01 pm
I believe this is his 9th time. So he must be doing something right. Bob hope is the only one that has do it more the Billy.
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:39 pm
Ummmm, No.

THE MERCURY MAHOGANY - As Detroit Winds Down From Lack Of Suppliers

TAGS: cars
Rating: 2.54/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 10:59 pm
Now you need one made out of cardboard and one made out of styrofoam.
Derek - November 26, 2009, 1:14 am
A retro-hovercar!
Preacher Man - November 26, 2009, 12:50 am
This lands firmly between completely absurd and totally fucking awesome.

PAULINA - Who's gonna drive you home tonight

TAGS: cars drive paulina porizkova rnr
Rating: 2.5/5

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Scorpio7 - January 27, 2009, 9:17 am
LogicDude - October 21, 2008, 3:59 pm
She is soooo freaking HOT and Ric Ocasek is soooo freaking eeeeewwww!!!!!!!!! I mean, WTF!?

GOING PARKING ?? - Now you can do it by yourself

CARJACKING - People, I lost the key. Could somebody jack this for me....

THE OSCARS - I guess we can see where they got the idea from.

NUCLEAR BOMBS - We made 20,000 of these but cant mass produce electric cars?

TAGS: shit nulear bombs electric cars
Rating: 1.4/5

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Bob - December 29, 2008, 3:41 pm
*cough* solar, wind and hydro-electric power *cough*
manicbranic - December 9, 2008, 11:54 am
Not that it really matters, but electric cars are worse for the hippie defined environment, as they get power from power stations, which do the most 'damage'. Hydrogen Fuel Cell cars tho... are quite interesting.
Drenix - September 23, 2008, 1:53 pm
I rather go for cars like those at The Flintstones... I mean, you could run out of electricity and still use the cars
Shtoink - July 10, 2008, 5:02 am
and weve made 20,000 since WW2... weve made millions of cars/trucks/and such
Uhm - July 10, 2008, 2:20 am
Wouldn't mass producing electric cars cause a catastrophic collapse in the economy? Loss of jobs, stock market crashes for oil companies...and don't forget the terrorist attacks on innocent people working in the elctro-ride places. Might be messy.

After I die... -

TAGS: cars wife die money
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 12:24 pm
5Love it! And the poster too...teehee.

considering -

TAGS: vehicles cars trucks suvs japan
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:24 pm
Tri-itto? The motofake thingy? Other comments? You know what I'm trying to say right? Teehee.
curlyrocks - September 6, 2013, 6:31 pm
Where are the Japanese persons friends supposed to sit? Or do all Asian people hate every other Asian person?

Oblivious/Inconsiderate Drivers -

Side Seat Driving -

absence -

TAGS: hospital sleep scars
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - August 17, 2013, 12:53 am
A 5L thank you Sho for creating what too many others really need to see.
Rick69 - August 16, 2013, 3:53 pm
If that li'l duck in the beautiful font wasn't enough to take my 5Ls, the haunting text sure was...

Camaraderie -

TAGS: cars traffic jam idiot
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:09 pm

That should have been ceases.Geeeezzzzz.
lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:08 pm

I carried this flag today! It never ceaces to amaze me how inattentive the average driver is. They fail to see lane-merge signs going into construction that's been there for weeks, then wonder why I pretend they are invisible when they try to cut me off.



TAGS: woman scars methamphetamine addict
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 8:58 am

Thanks Cynic :(
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 12:08 am
True... 5ad, but freakin' true. She actually looks like the daughter of a couple I know that went through the same thing. Not my child, and I cried harder than the careless parents.

Rustin Cohle played by Matthew McConaughey -

TAGS: god religion atheist hollywood oscars
Rating: 4.75/5

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AngeliaLNance - June 3, 2015, 8:25 am
I want to buy Hitler poster

Simple Truths -

TAGS: idiots cars driving skills
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:44 am
Yippers...thanks for noticing teehee.
ughomer - November 2, 2013, 8:36 pm
Pwissy ~ at it Again!


TAGS: fine women cars
Rating: 4.53/5

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crankyhead - May 23, 2011, 7:56 am
Peso - May 23, 2011, 7:45 am
A simple thought that is brutally honest. 5Ls

score -

TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.

LOOK AT ME - Judge me by my size, do you?

TAGS: cars hummers star wars yoda
Rating: 4.33/5

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coolgurl11 - April 11, 2013, 9:07 pm
lolz u to funny bahaha


TAGS: bumper cars crankyhead
Rating: 4.23/5

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rerun - August 29, 2010, 9:19 am

coffee thru nose hurts. this is freaking gold
Reality Lord - August 28, 2010, 6:07 pm

fargin "A" man. 5 cubby lions.
spacedog - August 28, 2010, 5:50 pm
Excellent poster cranky! 5L
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:53 pm
Fantastic Crank, 5 little lions on tiptoes, trying to get on the big boy rides!
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 1:25 pm

Natural Leaders -

THE FUTURE - Ain't what it used to be.

TAGS: cars automobile industry
Rating: 3.57/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 3, 2013, 12:01 pm
And nobody predicted home computers and the internet. Other predictions (ie: Space travel, robots ) have come out very different.


TAGS: of life cars vehicles
Rating: 3.43/5

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Merlin The Grim - December 27, 2008, 11:58 pm
They forgot the last one: A hearse.

ENVY - I'm green with it

TAGS: cars keys jealous
Rating: 3.12/5

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Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:37 pm
Just please don't feel singled out as I got in this mood where I'm re-writing all the new (???) posters. But thanks CANADA ... and you seem familiar somehow.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
Sean FTW. No more comments needed.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 10:33 pm
dammit sean thats way better. but im still shitting bricks of jelousy
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:16 pm
YUPPY SWINGERS Behold ... the most pretentious key party ever!!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 4:50 pm
Damn, I didn't see....Nice
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
MO...I used that name, on the very next post, just for you bud!
MO - July 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
Bone! Ja see my new nick name for you?? Look back at my last comment on this one.....makes me gig, gig, gig.....laugh out loud!
BentCD - July 23, 2009, 11:54 am
Land Rovers, Jaguars and Mercedes Benz...Consumer Reports have labeled these as the cars with the worst maintenance records of any cars made. They fat out called them lemons!!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:13 am
New nick name....BentCD...I'm just, I'm just, I'm just....sayin!
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 10:33 am
u forgot to fast for comfort lol jk
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 9:55 am
That's cause we are both classic rides...classy, classic, classless...one of those anyway
Arrogant Knight - July 23, 2009, 9:22 am
Anyone else notice the Bently logo looks kinda like BoneCD's avatar? No?
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:25 am
I dunno, I'd imagine the sex would be quite awful.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:20 am
What the hell is wrong with land rovers? I would trade my car for one in an instant, and I love my car....no really, we're getting married next June. (If that British lady can marry a dolphin, I can marry a Pontiac)
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:16 am
Land Rover keys on a formica counter top. I think they have a picture of this under ghetto fabulous in the urban dictionary
he who lols - July 23, 2009, 2:04 am
i love black jelly beans ;D
Loving Land Rovers - July 22, 2009, 7:14 pm
You're just jealous
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 5:57 pm
Ewwwwww....there are Land Rover keys in there.....that's like the black jelly bean...BLAH!


TAGS: thumbtack jack wrestling scars
Rating: 2.94/5

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MO - May 11, 2009, 5:24 pm
3rd cousin to Push pin timmy.